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Blog Review: 1000 Awesome Things

Some people might say 1000 Awesome Things is the same as Stuff White People Like. To those people I say YOU COULDN’T BE MORE WRONG. It’s not snarky, it doesn’t make fun of people or make you feel dumb for liking things. Instead, it’s uplifting, positive and fun.

1000 Awesome Things is one of my favourite websites because it’s so dead-on. Today, for example, I couldn’t help but smile at “#905 Using all the different shampoos and soaps in someone else’s shower” because I love doing this! It’s definitely the highlight of staying at some one’s house for an extended period of time. Other dead-on entries include:

When I’m feeling down this site always makes me feel AWESOME!

Razzmatazz

I haven’t been to the Y in almost two weeks and I’m starting to feel pretty bad about it. Especially since I gorged myself on candy this afternoon. Do not put a bag of candy in front of me and expect me not to eat the whole thing. The candy wasn’t even all that great but I couldn’t help myself. I think I’ll go to AquaFit and/or swim some laps tomorrow. I really like going to the Y on Friday nights after work. It’s my most consistent day and always seems like a perfect way to end the week.

I’ll probably spend this weekend on the computer working on this blog, my christmas cards and a Dana Scully FBI badge for my Halloween costume. It’s a good thing Dana (boyfriend not FBI Agent) has lots of video games to keep him busy so I can steal his much more comfortable computer chair. This weekend we also plan to finally finish Lego Bamtan.

Last night I agonized over which audiobook to spend this month’s eMusic credit on and I decided to go with World War Z even though it’s abridged. I HATE the fact that abridged audiobooks even exist, but I really wanted to hear this one and I’m glad I downloaded it because I’m looking forward to going to bed early and listening.

This is sort of a nothing update but I just feel like I need to write something here every day even if it’s blather to keep myself in the blog mindset. Stay tuned for more visual changes this weekend - more headers, some new colours and adding Delicious, Twitter and Flickr to the sidebar. Maybe I’ll even finish my Christmas Wishlist post.

My favourite kids books

If you look at my book shelves and my audiobook collection, you’ll find a lot of kid’s books. I think I like kid’s books more than grown up books. Sometimes they’re just better. Here are my favourites.

#1 Harriet the Spy by Louise Fitzhugh

Harriet the Spy by Louise Fitzhugh

I dare any kid to read this book and not buy a notebook and spy on their neighbours. Harriet the Spy makes you want to be Harriet. I read this book every year and the sequel, The Long Secret, is just as good. My favourite scene in this book is the one where Harriet gets caught in Mrs. Plumber’s dumbwaiter. Dumbwaiters are cool and I wanted to find one I could spy from myself.

Re-reading this book recently made me sad about the state of children’s fiction today. As documented in the amazing Jezebel column “Fine Lines“, books about girls who aren’t fashion or boy obsessed are becoming rarer and rarer these days. I’m so grateful that my mom cared enough to research good children’s literature and read to us all the time. To this day I still love to be read to and that probably explains my audiobook obsession. Sometimes I wish I had kids of my own so I could have someone to mold with good books!

Tuck Everlasting by Natalie Babbit

Tuck Everlasting by Natalie Babbitt

Another book that I read and re-read. This is the story of Winnie who gets lost in a forest and meets the Tuck family who drank from a spring that made them immortal. It’s sort of fantasy-ish and the overarching lesson is that it would be bad if everyone was immortal. I definitely have to re-read this one as I’m foggy on the details but what I do remember is that this book makes me feel warm inside.

Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson

Treasure Island - Robert Louise Stevenson

The greatest adventure book! Long John Silver! This is one my mom read to my sister and I and we wouldn’t let her stop until her voice was horse. It’s about pirates. And treasure. If you’ve never read it you should. There is a pretty good LibriVox recording of Treasure Island since this book is so old it’s in the public domain - throw it on you iPod! LibriVox is amateurs recording readings of books in the public domain. Their tag line is “Acoustical liberation of books in the public domain”. Check it out!

The Giver - Lois Lowry

In grade four I thought I was going to be a spy, in grade five I thought I was going to be an archaeologist, in grade six I thought I was going to be a writer. My sixth grade English teacher thought that I had talent and encouraged me a lot. She also read our class The Giver. I already loved science fiction but this book introduced me to the sub-genre that I’m still a big fan of - utopias and dystopias.

From wikipedia: “The novel follows a boy named Jonas through the twelfth year of his life. The society has eliminated pain and strife by converting to “Sameness”, a plan which has also eradicated emotional depth from their lives. Jonas is selected to inherit the position of “Receiver of Memory,” the person who stores all the memories of the time before Sameness, in case they are ever needed to aid in decisions that others lack the experience to make. As Jonas receives the memories from the previous receiver—the “Giver”—he discovers how shallow his community’s life has become.”

The Giver received the Newberry Medal for Children’s Literature (I’m slowly working my way through this list!) but also stirred some controversy because of it’s pretty heavy for kids, especially the end. One of my favourite books of all time.

Honourable mentions: The Chrysalids by John Wyndham, Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card, The Bridge to Terabitia by Katherine Patterson, Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry by Mildred D. Taylor, Johnny Tremain by Esther Forbes

Things making me happy today

  • Architecture in Helsinki - Same Old Innocence
  • Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet (”You don’t even blink, do you? Quick, staring contest, right now. You win. You always do.” Never gets old).
  • The Emergency Party Button.
  • Celebrating Jackie’s birthday tomorrow with dinner and a movie.
  • Having an awesome present to give to Jackie.
  • The possibility of a good night’s sleep tonight.
  • The last three episodes of The Office, especially the Ethics episode.
  • The Story of Doctor Dolittle by Hugh Lofting

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Holiday Fever

This year Dana and I will be spending our first Christmas home alone together. I’m pretty excited about borrowing some family traditions and making our own. I plan to buy a mini-Christmas tree and decorate it based on a theme. I haven’t committed to a theme yet but I’m thinking Outter Space! Planets and comets and stars will look awesome on a tree! Other traditions will include champagne and orange juice on Christmas morning, maybe I’ll even make us some eggs benny. Then I imagine we’ll spend the rest of the day in our pajamas playing video games, it’ll be great.

Another thing I’m planning this Christmas is to send out my own cards. I’ve never done this before but I now own a colour printer. I’ve been ogling wedding invitation designs (pixel art!) and cardstock calendars (design*sponge paper category makes my heart ache) lately and realized that Christmas presents me with the opportunity to make my own! Illustrator is open and I’m a bit overwhelmed with ideas.

  • Idea #1: Cartoons of Dana, Ghost Dad, Big Tuna and I. Maybe we’re all wearing Santa hats. Maybe we’re telling some funny jokes about Jesus.
  • Idea #2: Simple drawing of holly with some pretty typography.
  • Idea #3: I came across an awesome Flickr set (thanks grrliz) of vintage typewriter ribbon tins and I’d love to make something based on those, even though they have nothing to do with Christmas.

So many ideas I don’t know what to choose. I will probably try all three and use whichever turns out best. I also have no experience printing things from Illustrator and am clueless on where to get the card stock. There’s lots to figure out, it’s a good thing I’m starting this project early!

Tomorrow I’m going to post my Christmas wish list. We’re scaling back our present buying this year so I spent some time today making a list of under $30 things I would like. Lots of links and photos to come!

Update: I thought of another cool thing I could make: gift tags! Woah, mind = racing.

On buying a house

Last night I watched some HGTV. OneAll of the shows were about first-time home buyers. There was a really cute couple looking for their first house in Chicago (a city I love) and at the end of the episode they revealed how much they spent. They bought a $300,000 home and made a down payment of… $10,000. WHAT? I don’t know how to do the complicated math to figure out what percentage that is, but I know it’s less than 5%. This is probably the reason why the US is in such economic dyer (is that the right dyer?) straights right now. But it kind of inspired me.

I’ve been putting off even thinking about buying a house because I know I can’t afford one downtown and I don’t want to move somewhere that will force me to commute an hour. I don’t want to give up my Metropass or my proximity to the subway. But I also hate living with people above, below and behind me. I hate having an absentee landlord and having our house look like the crappy rental on the street. I know I would need to inherit a lot of money or win the lottery to be able to afford a house in my current neighbourhood. But it made me realize that owning a place somewhere downtown is not out of my reach. I could save $10,000! I could save more - and I would because putting less than 5% down is crazy talk.

So this week I’m taking my lunch to work, making lots of dinners and trying to figure out how much money I can put away into a savings account (besides my regular RRSP contributions which I’m probably losing money on right now). I’m wondering what downtown-ish neighbourhoods I could look into where houses or apartments are affordable for some one like me. Heck, I even looked up mortgages today. Hopefully when housing prices go down in the next year or two I will be able to afford one. So exciting!

Also, I voted last week. I’m such a grownup.

Reason #348 why I’m slightly annoyed with Ira Glass

Nick Hornby is one of his favourite writers and he mentions this during a prologue of This American Life. He read a passage from “About A Boy”, it was so annoying. There aren’t a lot of writers I actively hate but Nick Hornby is one of them. No one who writes a book as terrible as “A Long Way Down” deserves to be quoted on This American Life. Ugh.

I’ve got a number of irrational fears, that I’d like to share with you

I have problem. Future Shop had a sale on X-Files DVDs so I bought foursix seasons. Now every night before bed I watch an episode or two to wind down. And by wind down I mean fill my head with paranoid thoughts on the paranormal. After season two I started seeing X-Files in my every day life.

I got a bug bite that refused to stop itching for three days and I convinced myself that I was infected with alien DNA and I was going to start bleeding oil out my eyes at any moment. The bite still hasn’t gone away although it stopped itching. Still not convinced I’m not infected.

I walked past a thick old tree in my neighbourhood and I start thinking “If anyone cuts that down, an ancient neon-green micro-organism is totally going to suck all of our blood and wrap us up in cocoons. Maybe it’s time to move.”

Some guy called my cell phone, he knew my name but refused to identify himself. Then I noticed his number showed up on my phone five times in the last month. I instantly feared he was some kind of psychic terrorist who would make me pour gasoline all over myself and light a match.

What I’m trying to say is, there is such a thing as watching too many X-Files. You should really space them out more. To calm myself down I have to find humour in the X-Files, which isn’t so hard, especially if you have the internet. After the cut, some funny X-Files things I’ve found that make me laugh rather than cower in fear…

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